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READ THIS... Neither Bob & Tom, nor anyone else
will guarantee the results of this test so deal with that
reality before you even think about peeing in a cup.
 As
is always the case when you are working with toxic chemicals
around the home or office, WEAR EYE PROTECTION and BE SURE YOU
PERFORM THE DRANO TEST OUTDOORS - YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND WHY LATER...TRUST US.
The Bob
& Tom Drano Test is designed to determine, with reasonable
accuracy, the gender (not species, sorry) of an unborn
child after
the fourth month of pregnancy. Don't ask us how or why
it works, it just does.
ITEMS
YOU WILL NEED FOR THE Drano TEST:
- Approximately 2 tablespoons of CRYSTAL Drano
- Medium glass or glass jar (preferably one you don't intend
to use again)
STEP
1
You will need a urine sample of about two to three ounces.
How this urine sample is procurred is up to the participants.
Have
fun with it, be creative, we don't care, just don't injure
anybody.
The urine sample must be fresh - preferably the first of the
morning.
STEP
2
Take the test materials outside. With the Drano in the glass
or jar, carefully pour the urine sample on top of the Drano.
You will want to have about equal amounts of urine and Drano.
STEP
3
Observe. If the really nasty-smelling concoction you now posess
darkens to a brownish color within the first 10 seconds, IT'S
A BOY! If it just sits there for more than 10-15 seconds,
IT'S A GIRL.
In either case, IT'S GOING TO SMELL REALLY BAD, AND YOU'LL
WANT TO HOSE IT DOWN FAIRLY QUICKLY!
We hope
the Drano test has been a pleasant experience for both parents-to-be.
Again, be careful when mixing the Drano and urine. Drano is
a dangerous chemical, and if you don't know what fresh urine
can do to you, call Chuck Berry.
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