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Friday, March 13, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Prisoner of Love - Slam & Dave
Sports Update
The Boy with Two Penises
Bernie Madoff in the News
John Stewart vs. Jim Cramer
 
2
News with Kristi
Chick Should Have a Roommate
 
3
Looking Like Beaker - Claude Stewart
Old Book titles
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Cheating and Shoes - Claude Stewart
The Saws-all Sex Toy
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
5
More News
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
 
6
Pleasing a Woman - Claude Stewart
Octomom Barbie
Clooney Tofu
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Breaking Up - John Burton
Video Games - John Burton
Back to News
 
8
Celebrity Birthdays - Tim Cavanagh
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Mailboxes & Elevators in the News
Elevator Talk #1
 
9
Enter Doug Stanhope
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Green Rooms - Doug Stanhope
Tattoo Stories
Dancing With the Stars News
Bits He Can't Do - Doug Stanhope
 
11
The Man Show - Doug Stanhope
More Tattoo Stories
Candy and More - Doug Stanhope
 
12
Original Doug - Doug Stanhope
     
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Chick's Gym
The Bad Boss
It's a Great Day - Paul Thorn
Lost & 24
The Guy Who'd Rather Watch 24
 
2
News with Kristi
Rich Guys and More
 
3
Larry & Jerry Jones
Octomom Barbie Editor's Pick
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Wood Working - Paul Gilmartin
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
70's Bush - Paul Gilmartin
Medieval Bush - Stephen Lynch
 
5
Problems with Government
Arab Facebook
 
6
News with Kristi
Stripper Tax
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Dogs - Patrick Keane
Donnie Baker Calls in
Golf & Tennis- Patrick Keane
 
8
High on Stage - Paul Gilmartin
"Donnie Baker" calls back
 
9
Chick's Favorite New Song
Undignified Ways to Die - Paul Gilmartin
The Scrotum - Paul Gilmartin
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Losing the Money - Auggie Smith
Is it in the Stars - Auggie Smith
Octomom Barbie
 
11
Auggie's Bio
Partying - Patrick Keane
 
12
The Obit Channel
Death and News - Paul Gilmartin
     
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Out Drinkin' - Pat Dailey
Kristi's Shirt
The Obit Channel
LOST Discussion
 
2
The Polar Bear Joke
My Little Tax Buddy
More on LOST
 
3
The Fail Noise
News with Kristi
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Party Animal - Bert Kreischer
The Bed and Breakfast - Bert Kreischer Editor's Pick
The Santa Story - Bert Kreischer
Bears & Gay Bears
 
5
Bears and Marshmellows - Bert Kreischer Editor's Pick
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
 
6
Daughters - Bert Kreischer
Belly Up: Jail Time - Sir Charles & Tony Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Kids Names - Bert Kreischer
American Idol News
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Littler Person
Movie Spoilers - Bert Kreischer
"Cable Guy" calls in
 
8
Economonologue: Aniversary Gifts - Costaki E. Editor's Pick
 
9
Potty Training
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Old Christine) Editor's Pick
Realism of TV and Movies
Rogain - Bert Kreischer
 
11
Animal Conspiracy Update - Tim Bedore
VBT: A Good Drive - Tim Bedore
 
12
 
     
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Medieval Bush
Big Fish
Boxing Kangaroos Phone Call
18 Wheels on a Big Rig - Heywood Banks
 
2
Apple in Bill Gates Home
MILF Next Door - BOB&TOM Band
 
3
Getting Started - Bo Burnham
My Whole Family... - Bo Burnham Editor's Pick
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Protesting
Men & Women - Bo Burnham Editor's Pick
Watchmen Review
Mini Booze
 
5
Britney Spears in the News
True Love - Bo Burnham
 
6
People, News & Views - Larry King
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Liquid Ass
New Math - Bo Burnham Editor's Pick
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
 
8
Sports Update
Dancing With the Stars Update
 
9
Twitter and Facebook
Men and Women - Bo Burm
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
"Donnie Baker" calls in
The Douche Debate
"Injured Tongue" call
Cleveland Steamer - The Mad Armenians
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
YouTube Success Stories
My Whole Family... Bo Burnham
     
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Monday, March 9, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
The Time Channel
Bob's Cruise
Fixing a Wet Phone
The Conch Blowers
 
2
White Trash Noise Machines
More on the Conch Blowers
 
3
Obama News
"Joe Biden" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Job Interviews - Greg Hahn Editor's Pick
Tattoos
Drums - Greg Hahn
Back to News
 
5
History Lesson: Geronimo - Scott Dunn
History Quiz
 
6
Single vs. Married - Greg Hahn Editor's Pick
Drums and Ping Pong
What Women Want - Greg Warren
The Lister - Greg Warren Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Larry the Cable Guy
Collars and Military Fun - Greg Warren Editor's Pick
 
8
Funny Movies
First Timer - Greg Warren
Real Jobs - Greg Hahn
Modern Toilet
 
9
Clothing
Back to News
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Getting Fired - Greg Hahn
Rock Band and the Beatles
Whipped Cream Album Cover
The Russian - Greg Warren
 
11
The UnCloser 2 - Greg Warren & Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
 
12
Golf - Greg Hahn
Running - Greg Warren
The Ex - Greg Hahn
Wrestling Questions - Greg Warren
     

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Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
 
 
 
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